🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: Jack Sparrow (Ft. Michael Bolton) - The Lonely Island

 Secretary: Guys, Michael Bolton is 
 
 Oh  send him in.
 
  Bolton: Hey guys.
 
  hi, thanks for coming
 
 Michael Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I got caught up  that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you
  those things?
 
 Oh yeah,  those are, those are great.
 
 Michael Bolton: Well, I checked  the track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think
 you're really  dig.
 
  wow that's great, awesome. Should we just lay it down?
 
 Michael  Boys, lets get to it.
 
 Whisper: Here we 
 
 Ungh,  Island, Michael Bolton
 YEAAAHH!
 The  starts now
  on the track, the boys are back
 The night starts 
 Night starts now baby roll  us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.
 ROLLIN' UP
 Blow through the  ain't no holdin' up
 YEAH
 Black card at the bar like I gives  fuck.
 COME ON
 Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the  fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet
 YEAH YEAH
 Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock,  either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.
 
 THIS IS THE  OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
 What?
 A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN  SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S
 BREEZE.
 
 Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're  in the club
 Buying up  bar so the groupies show us love
 KIERA KNIGHTLY
  ice-man, I'm the top gunner
 Heater on  I'm the number one stunner
 JACK SPARROW
 Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice 
 More like the "meet  take you home and fuck you twice guy"
 YEAH YEAH!
 All  up with nowhere to run,
  now I make you feel crazy with the…
 NOW BACK  THE GOOD PART:
 FROM THE DAY  WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE
 Nooo
 OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING  WHAT FOR.
 HE'S  PAUPER OF THE SURF
 (yeah…uh huh)
 THE  OF TORTUGA
 (oh God)
 BUT  DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE?
 Yeah, we've  the movie
 
 Throw your hands in the  and say hell yeah, come on
 CAPTAIN JACK
 What?
 JOHNNY DEPP
 No
  the front to the back say we count stacks come on
 DAVY JONES
 Nope
 GIANT SQUID
 Wrong
 Michael Bolton we're really gonna  you to focus up
 
 ROGER THAT  ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM
 
 Wait--
 
 LIFE IS  BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP
 (Not better)
 THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN  SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE
 (Come on!)
 OK THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE,  BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME
 (Nooo, God)
 THEN YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF 
 (close enough)
 YOU COCKROACHES  PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADED
 
 THIS IS THE TALE  TONY MONTANYA
 CUBANO FLAME,  THE MIAMI NUTS
  it home!)
 GOT A BASEHEAD  BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED
 THIS WHOLE  A PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO GET FUCKED!
 
 Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major 
 YOU  ME!
 Yup, yeah,