"Obie Trice, real name no - Obie Trice [Intro] Two park girls go round the outside; round the outside, the outside {*scratches* Two trailer park girls go round outside; round the outside, round the {*scratches* Guess back Back again Shady's back Tell a Guess who's back, guess who's guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's guess who's back, guess who's back.. {*Eminem hums* [Verse Eminem] I've a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll ya A little bit of mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart than a when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when not co-operating When I'm rockin the table while he's (hey!!) You waited this now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the and ovu-lating I know that you a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's So the FCC won't me be or let me be me, so me see They try shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without So, come on dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some your tits And get ready, cause this shit's to get heavy I settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] Now this looks like a for me So everybody, follow me Cause we need a controversy it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for everybody, just follow me Cause we a little, controversy Cause it so empty, without me [Verse Two: Little Hellions, kids feelin Embarrassed their parents still listen Elvis They start feelin prisoners helpless 'til someone comes on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A vision of scary Could start a revolution, pollutin airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel bask in the fact that I got everyone kissin ass {*smak* And it's a disaster, a catastrophe for you to see so damn much my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, endin up under skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in kid's ears and nesting {*bzzt* Testing, please Feel the tension, soon someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, two cents is free nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? [Chorus] [Verse Three: A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for with anybody who's talkin this that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can your ass kicked worse them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, me You don't me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody to techno Now go, just gimme the signal I'll be there with a whole full of new insults I been suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a {*knife slices* But sometimes the shit seems everybody only to discuss me So must mean I'm dis-gus-ting But it's just me, I'm just No I'm not first king of controversy I am the thing since Elvis Presley to do black so selfishly used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) a concept that works Twenty million other white emerge But no matter how many in the sea It'll be so without me [Chorus] {*Eminem this twice: "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!