"Obie Trice, name no gimmicks" - Obie Trice [Intro] Two trailer park girls round the outside; round outside, round the outside {*scratches* Two trailer park girls go round the the outside, round the outside {*scratches* Guess back Back again Shady's back Tell a Guess who's back, guess who's guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's guess who's back.. {*Eminem hums* [Verse Eminem] I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall more want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll ya A little bit of mixed with some hard liquor Some that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not When I'm rockin the table while operating (hey!!) waited this long, now stop debating I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating I know that you got a job Cheney your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me or let me be me, so let me They try shut me down on MTV But it feels empty, without me come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your And get cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] this looks like a job for me So just follow me we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so without me I said this looks a job for me So everybody, follow me Cause we need a controversy Cause it feels empty, without me [Verse Eminem] Hellions, kids feelin rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen Elvis They start feelin like prisoners 'til someone comes on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A vision of scary Could a revolution, pollutin the airwaves A rebel, so let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissin my {*smak* And it's disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na {*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna tune it in then I'm gonna enter in, up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back the winter I'm interesting, best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's and nesting {*bzzt* attention please Feel tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two is free A nuisance, who sent? You for me? [Chorus] Three: Eminem] A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat anybody who's talkin this that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit And Moby? You can get by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded blow me You don't know you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen techno let's go, just gimme the signal I'll be there with whole list full of new insults I been dope, with a pencil since Prince turned himself into a symbol {*knife slices* But the shit just seems everybody only wants to me So this must I'm dis-gus-ting But it's just me, just obscene No I'm the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Presley to do black music selfishly and used it get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept works Twenty million other white emerge But no matter how fish in the sea It'll so empty, without me [Chorus] sings this twice: "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!