"Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks" - Obie [Intro] Two trailer park girls go the outside; round outside, round the outside {*scratches* Two trailer park girls go round outside; round the outside, round outside {*scratches* who's back Back again Shady's back Tell a Guess who's back, guess who's guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's guess who's back.. {*Eminem hums* [Verse One: I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no They want Shady, I'm chopped liver Well if you Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit weed mixed with some hard liquor vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get at the hospital by the doctor when not co-operating When I'm rockin the table while he's (hey!!) You waited long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and I know that you got a job Ms. but your husband's heart complicating So the FCC won't let me or let me be me, let me see They try shut me down on MTV But it so empty, without me So, on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your And get cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] Now this looks like job for me So everybody, just me Cause we need a controversy it feels so empty, without me said this looks like a job for me everybody, just follow me Cause need a little, controversy Cause it so empty, without me [Verse Two: Little Hellions, kids rebellious Embarrassed their parents listen to Elvis start feelin like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of Could a revolution, pollutin the airwaves A rebel, so just let revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked me? Well I'm back, {*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna it in and then I'm gonna enter in, endin up under skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions Here's my cents, my two cents is free A who sent? You sent for me? [Chorus] Three: Eminem] A-tisket a-tasket, I tit for tat with anybody who's talkin this that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, can get your ass kicked worse than them little Bizkit bastards Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're old, let go It's over, nobody to techno Now go, just gimme the signal I'll be with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol slices* But sometimes shit just seems everybody only wants discuss me So this must I'm dis-gus-ting But it's me, I'm just obscene No I'm the first king of controversy I am the worst since Elvis Presley to black music so selfishly and used it to myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a that works Twenty million other white emerge But matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so without me [Chorus] {*Eminem this twice: "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!