"Obie Trice, real name gimmicks" - Obie Trice [Intro] Two park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round outside {*scratches* Two trailer park go round the outside; round outside, round the outside {*scratches* Guess back Back again Shady's back Tell a Guess who's guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's guess who's back.. {*Eminem hums* [Verse Eminem] I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver Well you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start heart quicker than a shock when I get at the hospital by doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rockin table while he's operating (hey!!) You this long, now stop debating Cause back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating I know you got a job Ms. Cheney your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't me be or let me be me, so let me They try to me down on MTV But it so empty, without me So, come on and dip, on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's to get heavy I just all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] Now looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow Cause we a little, controversy Cause it feels so without me I said this looks like job for me So everybody, just me we need a little, controversy Cause it so empty, without me Two: Eminem] Little kids feelin rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to They start like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision scary Could start a revolution, pollutin the A so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone my ass {*smak* And it's a such a catastrophe for you to see so damn of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, {*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then gonna in, endin up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, for the winter I'm the best thing since wrestling in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents free A nuisance, who sent? You for me? [Chorus] [Verse Eminem] A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat anybody talkin this shit, that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass worse than little Limp Bizkit bastards Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're old, let go It's over, listen to techno Now let's just gimme the signal I'll be there with a whole list of new insults I been dope, with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into symbol {*knife slices* But sometimes the just seems everybody only wants to discuss So this must mean I'm But it's just I'm just obscene No I'm the first king of controversy I am the worst thing Elvis Presley do black music so selfishly and it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's concept that works Twenty million other white rappers But no matter how fish in the sea It'll be so empty, me [Chorus] {*Eminem this twice: "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!