"Obie Trice, real no gimmicks" - Obie Trice [Intro] Two park girls go round the outside; the outside, round the outside {*scratches* Two trailer park girls go round outside; round the round the outside {*scratches* who's back Back again Shady's back Tell friend Guess who's back, guess back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's guess who's back.. {*Eminem hums* One: Eminem] I've created monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart than a shock when I get shocked at hospital by the doctor when I'm co-operating When I'm rockin the table while he's (hey!!) You waited this long, stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the and ovu-lating I know that you a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's problem's complicating So the won't let me be or let be me, so let me see They try to shut me on MTV But it so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, some on your tits And get ready, this shit's about to get heavy I settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] Now this looks like a job me So everybody, just follow Cause we need a little, Cause it feels so empty, me I said this looks like a job for So everybody, just me Cause we need little, controversy Cause it so empty, without me [Verse Eminem] Little kids feelin rebellious Embarrassed parents still listen to Elvis They start feelin prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a and yells BITCH!!! visionary, vision of scary Could start revolution, pollutin the airwaves rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that got everyone kissin my ass {*smak* And it's a disaster, a catastrophe for you to see so much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for winter I'm interesting, the best thing since Infesting in your kid's and nesting {*bzzt* Testing, attention Feel tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents free A nuisance, who sent? You sent me? [Chorus] [Verse Three: A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat who's talkin this shit, that shit Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit And Moby? You can get stomped by You thirty-six year old fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let It's over, nobody to techno Now let's go, just the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of insults I been dope, suspenseful a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol {*knife But sometimes the just seems everybody wants to discuss me So this must mean dis-gus-ting But just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first of controversy I am the thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so and used it to get myself (Hey!!) There's concept that works million other white rappers emerge But no matter how fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without [Chorus] {*Eminem sings this "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!