*Tuning Tv* *Eminem Coke Tv Presenter: boys and girls Today we're gonna talk about father and relationships Do you a daddy? I'll bet you *Door opens* Who's daddy? Hailie: what're you doing? Beat starts Eminem: Ha Ha! & Hailie: Ok then! listen up! Eminem: I'm goin' to hell, comin' with me? Hailie: Somebody, PLEASE help him! *giggle* I my dad gone crazy! Verse 1: There's no mountain I climb no tower too high, No plane that I can't how to fly What do I gotta do to get through to you, to show There ain't nothin' I can't take this to *Hailie Makes Sound* Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass I cut 'em I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar of a hall, with my framed autograph, Sunglasses with Elton name, on my drag wall I'm out the closet, I been lyin' my off All this me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off Dre: it Marshall! Eminem: Tell Laura and her husband to back I push this muthafuckin' button and blast off And launch one of Russians, and that's all Makes Explosion Sound* Blow every fuckin' thing, except Afghanistan the map, off When will it when will I knock the crap off *Knocking* Hailie, 'em baby Hailie: My dad's it Chorus Eminem: There's really nothin' to say I, I can't explain it Hailie: I my dad gone crazy! Eminem: A little help from Hailie Jade, you tell 'em baby Hailie: I think dad gone crazy! Eminem: There's nothin' you could do or say, that ever change me Hailie: I think my gone crazy! Eminem: There's no one on that can save me, not even Hailie Hailie: I my dad gone crazy! Verse 2: It's like mother always told me *Eminem Impersinates Mom* Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n codeine n goddammit, you motherfucker If ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin' uh.. Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' on a prick, and lick a million muthafuckin' cocks per second I'd put out a muthafuckin' gospel record I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, pussy And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a in my nose quit bringin' my flows, quit givin' me my ammo Can't you see why I'm so If y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O. I wouldn't have to eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don't no more Am I the only fuckin' one normal any more? Hailie: Dad! Chorus Verse 3: My songs can make cry, take you by surprise Aat the same time, can make dry your eyes with the same rhyme See what you're seein' a genius at work Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at 'Cuz when I speak, it's tongue cheek I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite tongue I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightnin' twice at And die and come as Vanilla Ice's son walk around the rest of my life spit on And kicked hit with shit, every time I sung Like R. Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes More pain inside o' my brain, than in the eyes a little girl inside of a plane Aimed the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave, Screamin' at the sky, the clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Jade that's pretty much the jist of it, Parents are pissed, but the kids it Nine millimeter heater stashed in two-seaters meat cleavers I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to neither Chorus Outro Eminem: Crazy Hailie: *laughs* You're daddy!