*Tuning Tv* *Eminem Snortin' Coke Tv Presenter: Hello boys girls Today gonna talk about father and daughter relationships Do you have daddy? I'll you do *Door opens* Who's your daddy? Hailie: what're you doing? Beat starts Eminem: Ha Ha! Eminem & Hailie: Ok Everybody, listen up! Eminem: I'm goin' to hell, who's comin' with Hailie: (innocently) Somebody, PLEASE help *giggle* I think my dad crazy! Verse 1: There's no mountain can't climb There's no too high, No plane that I can't learn how fly What do I gotta do to through to you, to show you There ain't nothin' I take this chainsaw to *Hailie Chainsaw Sound* Fuckin' brawn, and brass balls I cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled bronzed in a glass jar Inside of a hall, with my framed Sunglasses with Elton name, on my drag wall I'm out the closet, I lyin' my ass off All this time, me and Dre been with hats off Dre: Suck it Marshall! Eminem: Tell and her husband to back off Before I push this button and blast off launch one of these Russians, and that's all Makes Explosion Sound* Blow every fuckin' except Afghanistan on the map, off When will it stop, will I knock the crap off *Knocking* Hailie, tell 'em Hailie: My lost it Chorus Eminem: really nothin' else to say I, I can't explain it Hailie: I think dad gone crazy! Eminem: A little help from Hailie won't you tell 'em baby Hailie: I think dad gone crazy! Eminem: There's nothin' you do or say, that could ever change me Hailie: I think my dad crazy! Eminem: There's no one earth that can save me, not even Hailie Hailie: I think my gone crazy! Verse 2: It's like mother always told me Impersinates His Mom* Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n codeine n you little motherfucker If you ain't got nothin' nice say then don't say nothin' uh.. Fuck that bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick Chew on a prick, and lick million muthafuckin' cocks per second I'd rather put out muthafuckin' gospel record I'd rather be a bitch, eat pussy And have pussy-lips glued to face with a clit-ring in my nose Then quit bringin' my flows, quit givin' me my Can't you see why so mean? If y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O. I have to go eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his toe, man, I know no more Am I the fuckin' one who's normal any more? Hailie: Dad! Chorus Verse 3: My songs can make you take you by surprise Aat the same time, can make dry your eyes with the same rhyme See what you're seein' is a at work Which to me work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first, 'Cuz when I speak, it's in cheek I'd yank fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue I'd slice gums, get struck by fuckin' lightnin' twice at once And die come back as Vanilla Ice's son And walk around the rest of my life spit And kicked and hit with shit, time I sung Like Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on More pain inside o' my brain, than in the eyes of a little inside of a plane Aimed at World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave, at the sky, the clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade And that's pretty much the jist of Parents are but the kids love it Nine millimeter heater in two-seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen me neither Chorus Outro Eminem: Crazy Hailie: *laughs* You're funny daddy!