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 ==Kanji==
 
 ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる
 背中に突き刺さる包丁
 床は血まみれ
 知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない
 
 僕が落ち着いて
 「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」
 と笑うと
 妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに
 クククと笑ってた
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 明日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 予想すらできない
 
 ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり
 軍服で銃抱えてたり
 マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは
 ドア閉めようかと思った
 
 後片付けも結構大変で
 床の血糊を洗ったり
 矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは
 勘弁して欲しい
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから
 できるだけスルーで
 
 結婚前は忙しくても
 彼女に会うだけで楽しかった
 徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして
 海見に行ったりしたのに
 
 結婚直後始めて部下を持ち
 仕事がとても楽しくなった
 家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを
 考えていなかった
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは
 あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか
 僕には分からない
 
 家に帰った僕を待ってる　妻の演技見ることが
 僕ら二人の愛の形ならば
 それはそれでありだろう
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 今日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 期待して開けるドア
 
 ==Romaji==
 
 doa o ake tara tsuma ga  teru
 senaka ni  sasaru hōchō
 yuka wa chimamire
 shira  hito ga mitara kizetsu suru kamo shire nai
 
 boku  ochi tsui te
 "kyō  sōji ga taihen sōda"
 to warau to
 tsuma wa  no mama manzoku sōni
 kukuku to waratteta
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga  shinda furi o shite imasu
  wa don'na shini kata o shite iru noka
  sura deki nai
 
 aru hi wa atama ni ya  sasatte tari
 gunpuku de  kakae te tari
 manbō no kigurumi ga shin  toki wa
 doa shime yōka  omotta
 
 atokatazuke mo kekkō taihen 
 yuka no chinori  arattari
 ya  sasatta mama ban gohan tsukuru nowa
 kanben shite hoshī
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu  furi o shite imasu
 chotto homeru to chōshi  noru kara
 dekiru  surū de
 
 kekkon mae  isogashiku temo
 kanojo  au dake de tanoshikatta
 tetsuya de kuruma ate mo naku  te
 umi mini  shita noni
 
  chokugo hajime te buka o mochi
 shigoto ga totemo  natta
 ie de hitori de matsu tsuma no kimochi 
 kangae te inakatta
 
 ie ni kaeru  tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shiteru nowa
 ano koro no futari ni modori  kara ka
  niwa wakara nai
 
 ie ni katta boku o matteru  no engi miru koto ga
 bokura futari  ai no katachi naraba
  wa sore de ari darō
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o  imasu
 kyō wa don'na shini kata o shite iru 
 kitai shite akeru 
 
 ==Eng Trans==
 
 When I open  door there's my wife collapsed
 The  all bloodstained
 If a stranger saw  they might faint
 I remain calm
 "Looks like the cleanup will be  today"
 I laugh
 And still facedown but looking 
 My wife laughs "He he 
 
 When I get home my wife always  to be dead
 What kind  death she'll have tomorrow
  can't even begin to imagine
 One day she had an arrow through her 
 Another time, dressed as a solider  a gun
 The  I saw her in a dead sunfish costume
 
 I thought I'd close the  on her
 Cleaning  afterwards is quite a pain
 Having to wash the bloodstains  the carpet and all
 
 So I wish she'd spare  the sight of her
 Cooking dinner with that  in her head
 When I get  my wife always pretends to be dead
 If I compliment her a bit she gets all  up in it
 So I  my best to ignore it
 
 Before we married, though I  busy
 We'd drive around  all night
 And go see the ocean, and 
 Right after we got married,  got promoted
 And suddenly,  became so much fun
 I didn't  think of how my wife felt
 Waiting all alone  home
 
 My wife pretending to be  whenever I come home
 Is it because she  to return to how we used to be?
  just don't know
 If  home to see
 My wife's  waiting for me
 Is the shape our love will 
 Then I guess that's 
 
 My wife is always playing dead when  return home.
 How did she  today?
 I  the door with eager anticipation
 
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