Guess Who… Miss me?... Jessica Simpson, sing the When you through the door It was to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who came to see) You’re a … rockstar Everybody wants you (everybody you) Player… Who can really blame you (who can blame you) We're the ones (chicka) made you *cough, cough* (VERSE ONE) Back by popular Now a little zantack or ant'-acid if you can You're to tackle any task that is at hand How it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand? Well look at all the massive in the stands Shady man… no don’t the fans Damn, think Kim Kardashians a man She stumped just he asked to put his hands On her massive glutious again Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to friend Can he come back as nasty as he Yes he can,can, don’t ask me again He does not to lesbian offend But Lindsay please back to seeing men Samantha’s a Youre practically a 10 I know you want girl, In fact I see your - now come in girl (CHORUS) When you walked through door It was clear to (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to You’re … rockstar (baby) wants you (everybody wants you) Player… can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones who you (VERSE TWO) enforcer, looking for more women to torture Walk up to the girl and Charlie Horse her Sorry Portia, but whats Degeneres that I don't, are you telling me tenderness? Well I can be gentle and as smooth as a gentleman Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then Nail her,'Baby say hello to my little friend' Brit forget K Fed lets cut off the middle Forget him or your end up in hospital again And this it wont be for the riddle and binge Forget them other men, girl pay them attention A bit did I mention, that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer sit on the bench Man I swear them guys you give em an inch They take a mile, got style but it isn't Slim (CHORUS) When you walked through door It was to me (clear to me) You’re one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re a rockstar (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody wants Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame Were ones who made you (VERSE THREE) And that’s why… love never live without , I know you want me girl cause I can see you me out And baby, you know, you know you want too Don’t try to it baby, I’m the only one for you (Fart) Damn girl Im beginning to sprout Alphalpha Why should wash my filthy mouth out You think that’s bad you should hear rest of my album Never has been so finesse and nostalgia Man Cash,I don’t mean to up your gal but Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth Wowzers, I just made a mess of trousers And they wonder I keep dressing like Elvis Lord help us he's back in pink Alf shirt Looking like someone shrinked his I hes about to flip rest assure, Supermans here to rescue ya Can you blame You’re my Amy, im your Matter fact make me a birthday With a saw blade it to make my jail break Baby, I think you just met your mate break it down girl) (CHORUS) When you walked through door It was to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to (who they came to see) You’re a … rockstar Everybody wants you (everybody you) Player… Who can really blame you (who can really you) Were the ones who you baby, baby Get down, down get down, down down Baby, get down, down Baby, get down, get Baby, get down down Baby, get down down Baby, get down, down Baby, get down, down Oh Amy, Rehab looked so good, I wait, Im going back!! HAHA Whooo!