Guess Who… Miss me?... Jessica Simpson, sing the When you walked the door It was to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they to see (who they came to see) You’re a … rockstar Everybody wants (everybody wants you) Player… Who can blame you (who can really blame you) the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough* (VERSE ONE) Back popular demand pop a little zantack or ant'-acid if you can You're ready to tackle any that is at hand How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it Well look at all massive masses in the stands man… no don’t massacre the fans Damn, think Kim Kardashians a man She stumped just he asked to put his hands On her massive glutious again Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to friend he come back as nasty as he can he can,can, don’t ask me this again does not mean to lesbian offend But Lindsay please come back to men Samantha’s a 2, Youre practically 10 I know you want me In fact I see your - now come in girl (CHORUS) you walked through the door It was clear to (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to (who they came to see) a … rockstar (baby) Everybody wants you (everybody you) Who can really blame you (who can really blame you) We're the ones made you (VERSE TWO) The enforcer, for more women to torture Walk up to cutest girl and Charlie Horse her Sorry Portia, but Ellen Degeneres Have that I don't, are you me tenderness? I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman Give me my inhaler and 2 zenedrin And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner Nail her,'Baby say hello to my little Brit forget K Fed lets cut off the middle man Forget him or your gona end up hospital again And this time it wont be for the riddle binge Forget other men, girl pay them little attention A little bit I mention, that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer So sit the bench Man I swear them other guys you em an inch They take a mile, they got style but isn't Slim (CHORUS) When you through the door was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to You’re a rockstar (baby) Everybody wants (everybody wants you) Player… Who can really blame you can really blame you) Were the ones who made (VERSE THREE) And that’s why… my You'll never live , know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out And baby, you know, you know you want me Don’t try to it baby, I’m the only one for you (Fart) Damn girl Im beginning to an Alphalpha Why I wash my filthy mouth out You think that’s bad should hear the rest of my album Never has there been so finesse and Man Cash,I mean to mess up your gal but Jessica put a breast in my mouth but Wowzers, I just made a mess my trousers And they wonder why I keep like Elvis Lord help us he's back in his Alf shirt Looking like someone shrinked his I hes about to flip Jessica rest assure, Supermans here rescue ya Can blame me? You’re my Amy, im your Matter fact make me a birthday With a blade in it to make my jail break I think you just met your soul mate (Now it down girl) (CHORUS) When you walked through door was clear to me (clear to me) You’re the one adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) You’re … rockstar (baby) Everybody you (everybody wants you) Player… Who can blame you (who can really blame you) Were the who made you baby, baby down, down, down get down, down down Baby, get down, down Baby, get get down Baby, get down, down Baby, down, down down Baby, down, down down get down, get down Oh Amy, Rehab looked so good, I can Im going back!! HAHA Whooo!